just den

A prick known as "That Guy" or "The Creeper".

Don't bother dear, he's a just den.

by CNN News May 28, 2014

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

just like downtown

Phrase used by musicians, artists, actors, etc to indicate that what just transpired was something of professional

Guitarist: “That was note perfect”
Bassist: “Just like downtown!”

by Spiketronic September 6, 2023

I just danced the railway

Doing something risky but fun, like dancing on railway tracks before a locomotive bears down upon your somewhat destructible flesh.

“Shit man you nearly got hit by that truck, why the fuck were you doing the moonwalk in the street?”
“Yeah man ‘I just danced the railway’”

by Phukphase February 20, 2021

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".

Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 30, 2024