Jacob

Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.

“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”

by Urbanised dictionarier November 22, 2021

Jacob

Greatest Of All Time or know as the G.O.A.T. nothing more nothing less

Jacob your the G.O.A.T. fr

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lailah and jacob

the hottest couple in town and are 4lifers and the best people

damn there’s lailah and jacob

by bestiebaddie October 31, 2021

Jacob

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.

Jacob(my friend and me trying to get him some chicks) has lived up to his name.

by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Pulling a Jacob

When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.

We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.

by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

LIl Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.

"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."

by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

Jacob

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs

Girl* I want Jacob

2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him

Girl* yeah she’s so lucky

2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her

Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(

by -da realest October 20, 2019