New Year's Fap

The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.

Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."

Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."

by inconspicuous December 31, 2013

Elmira, New York

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.

While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.

by meme1956 April 7, 2011

Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.

"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man

by Jeus the basketball master June 9, 2021

New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.

Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster

by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015

new hanover highschool

Hanover ah, it’s the ultimate fucker school. You hear about that shit in the movies, well here it actually happens. You know what hanover has? It got to classic hood niggas with their Durags on, pants saggin, Jordan’s equipped 2.0 It also got them basic lil freshman thots that just be juulin all day errday. It’s one of those schools that’s 69% black and 31%white. It got em lil beaners walk-in around to. Also one day doesn’t go by without someone hotboxing bathroom,.... well fuck the whole art hallway just has a lingering stench of weed. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a great fucking school it’s a high school dream. The school is as sweet as cream. I mean the cafeteria smells sweaty but at least our lunch lady ain’t named Betty.

Tyrell: Aye cute ma what high school u go to?

Dymond: I go to New Hanover Highschool
Tyrell: ah fuck u go to the legndary school

by Dick rider 2.0🤤😝 October 29, 2018

The New Dream Team

A reference to the fact that the Mobster in Chief is on the lookout for a team of corrupt, top-notch attorneys to get him out of this mess the way the first Dream Team got their client out of his mess.

I need to pull together what I call “The New Dream Team” so that I can blow these corrupt politicians like Schiff, Pelosi and their ilk out of the water; my perfectly nice discussions with heads of other countries are clearly patriotic attempts to rid this country of filthy Democrats and fake journalists.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

bad news cooz

term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.

by hatetronic 4 thousand trillion November 9, 2009