Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018

PooP Deee

A feeling of extreme constipation which suddenly explodes into your toilet bowl.This is usually followed by extreme soarness of the anus.

Plus During a Poop Deee the anus makes awful squelching sounds followed by sounds of a person straining.

GAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH *Squelch* gah dat was a massive Poop Deee

by Toiletrain October 1, 2010

commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.

I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!

by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011

poop store

store for frank iero to spend his energy on

"im going to the poop, store want anything?"
"what the fuhk is a poop store?"

by wartlicious November 30, 2020

poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop

"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.

“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?

by MathPlus October 9, 2021