mid-air swordfight

When two men participate in the act of swordfighting in mid-air while skydiving.

Guy 1: Yo, the other day me and John went skydiving.
Guy 2: Oh really?
Guy 1: Yeah. We decided to do some mid-air swordfighting. It was pretty funny.

by Someone, somewhere, somehow December 1, 2018

Hot Air Balloon

Blowing a raspberry on the vagina during 69

Gave that girl a hot air balloon last night

by Dionyssious April 22, 2019

Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Air jack

its practically when your bored and got nothing else to do so you start wanking off a random ghost

"i got bored so i wanked off a ghost!"
Air jack

by reverend ballshow February 11, 2020

air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022

aired

when you kill someone mid air in a game

"your aim isn't even that good"
"really? cuz i just aired you"

by ohhw June 6, 2023

Air Piss

A heavy mist of rain. Not heavy enough for a drizzle, but heavier than a mist. Normally extremely annoying, but manageable.

The air piss washed away my chalk. It was going to be a great day in the park, but the air piss started. What a dreary day, full of all this air piss.

by Atlrex August 19, 2018