Piss On Your Grave

From Travi$ Scott's 2015 album 'Rodeo':

When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave

I USE YOUR FACE AS THE URINAL
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE

by GreenTileEnthusiast February 24, 2024

The role of government

According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!

Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Throw it in my grave

When something is so good you need your friends to throw it in your grave when they bury you.

When something has so much rizz, you need it buried with you.

That pineapple bun was so good - Throw it in my grave!

by Throwitinmygrave1 April 9, 2024

give yourself grave

a polite way to say kill yourself

“I’m sorry I know I fucked up”

“It’s okay, give yourself grave”

by StinkyGirlzzzz April 29, 2024

Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

thatcher's grave

britain's very first gender-neutral bathroom.

mate, ya wanna go take a piss on thatcher's grave tomorrow?

of course, mate!

by DackJaniels June 4, 2024

On Fanum grave

on god, on your dead homies grave

"On fanum grave I'm gonna munt my grandma after this funeral."

by on fonem grave June 18, 2024