green eggs and ham

1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.

2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.

"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.

Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.

green eggs and ham by fga February 7, 2005

green sticky 

when a girl gives you a blow job and you cum in her mouth then she sneezes on your dick

she gave you a green sticky....gross

green sticky by dooberface August 2, 2007

Green Day 

1. Pot-smokin' day, such as 4/20 (or any other day for someone with enough time on their hands).

2. Shitty pop band composed of three forty-year-olds who still wear guyliner and dye their hair and write awful emo songs about emotions they haven't felt in years. Contrary to popular opinion, Green Day was never good, and has always been a disgrace to actual punk music.

1. April 20th is the greenest day of all green days. Wanna get high?

2. You know how people sometimes say a band's shitty because they never bothered to learn more than three chords? Well, Green Day ACTUALLY didn't bother to learn more than three chords. What a lot of terrible.

Green Day by dggdfhfduuuuuuuu December 3, 2009

green light 

To take the first hit/pull of from a db, gb, pipe, blunt, ect.

I ca'nt take this... this shits rape, who wants fucking green light? XD

green light by bakekk December 28, 2007

Green beans 

Weed, pot, marijuana, grass, etc........

Yo, the green beans good?

Green beans by 420blazendude January 25, 2008

Green Day 

1)A former great punk band that used to be compared to the likes of The Ramones and other punk bands

2)A supposedly 'Punk' band that became sellouts and changed their musical style to appeal to the likings of teeny boppers and 12 year old girls, Billie Joe now wears make up, how much more emo do you want

1)Did you hear Dookie? yeah that was awesome, the are such a good punk band and will hopefully stick to their punk roots

2)OMG OMG OMG gReEn DaY LvR4LyF

Green Day by ahihkdkjdhgudnfsgjknfg July 16, 2008

green river 

Same as a donkey punch, except you use a shovel.

Dude! That mouthy bitch is headed for the green river.

green river by HughJerrDann January 4, 2011