Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Five'o's

When you finish work and go straight to the pub.

Andy: Tony, fancy five'o's tonight?
Tony: Yeah mate, I'm down for that.

by Ben_and_the_hedgehog June 1, 2018

FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks June 1, 2018

Five Under

(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"

These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.

I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.

by MattyBev June 6, 2018

five

the word five AKA 5 is a number duh

i have five fingers

by @puglover June 11, 2018

Fivesixseven

numbers but using letters

I had fivesixseven eyeholes in my mouth when the eyehole man came to rape me

by bg43 June 12, 2018

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018