finger oyster

Jonah's neck sister

Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.

by odious bill wrenkler May 23, 2004

Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.

"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"

by What a Jock! August 24, 2014

Finger Job

The act of fingering a girl,for more then 20 minutes with out getting any.

Hey guys,I just gave this chick a finger job!Did you get any?no.

by killuhk-DRO August 6, 2011

stink finger

fingering a chick's punani

"did you give her the stink finger"

by glasrauch April 8, 2003

Ginger Fingers

When someone recently scratched/itched/dug their butthole, resulting in a rancid smell of shit on their fingers. Often accompanied by someone who doesn't know how to wipe well.

Carson: Don't ever smell Tyler's fingers, I heard he has Ginger Fingers!
Eddy: Ew, I can't believe he doesn't clean his asshole!

by pottedWillow August 11, 2021

lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016