February 18

You're part of the LGBTQ+ community with a crush who doesn't know? Today's the day to come out to them!

"dude do you have a crush on him?"
"yes but he doesn't even know i'm gay"
"dude tell him, it's February 18!"

by historyhuh March 9, 2024

February 18

The most horrific looking people are born on this day. They dont care about anyone but themselves. They have no one that likes them. Just a very sad kind of human.

Person: Hey why is he so ugly
Someone: they were born February 18th
Person”Ohhh

by Carolineswookie March 11, 2024

February 22

A day when Will Wood fans celebrate the song "2econd 2ight 2eer" by listening to it. The two's are pronounced as s's

Person one: what are you listening to?
Person two: 2econd 2ight 2eer, it's February 22

by Myrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr March 18, 2024

February 1

The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)

Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?

Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st

Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬

by Idkkkk idkkkk April 14, 2024

Febreze Bukkake

When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.

Aiki looked down the barrel of a pent-up Febreze bottle and took a Febreze Bukkake in the face.

by Chet_sandwich May 2, 2024

February 15th

the day where the most handsomest, cutest, most adorable, intelligent, funniest, strongest, kindest, lovely boy was born :) i love you so you much fabian and i forever will ❤️🫂

wow! it’s february 15th! you know what that means ;)

by velovesfabi May 28, 2024

february people

the same people that make up a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes...

Person 1: Who are those people stealing fried chicken from KFC???
Person 2: It's just the february people committing crimes like usual...

by sirname_123 June 4, 2024