Non-fappable

unable to fap and/or ejaculate to due to the quality of said porn

"Dude, have you seen Euphoria? That shit is non-fappable. I was trying for literally an hour and was disappointed."

by lemmegetuhhhhhhhhhhh October 6, 2017

bingo fapper

This word is used to describe old ladies who have just won a spot of bingo.

Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper

by Old Boi February 15, 2018

fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 12, 2018

hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.

Man I got the hunger faps right now.

by OCP360 July 27, 2018

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

barSe fapper

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like marm chuasai. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, buses(in)gapore is posting shit again. another case of the barSe fappers

by roguexposer2644e November 16, 2019

eye fapping

Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound

What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping

by Bellechicco June 8, 2020