slime drunk

The state of obsessions and hysteria created by having the ability to create various types of slime with Elmer’s Glue, Activator and mix-ins. Usually found in a house covered with sprinkles, glitter, mica powder, foam balls and shaving cream.

Woah, your house looks like an extremely flamboyant unicorn exploded in it….

Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.

by Skpstone January 5, 2025

Drunk

What I am right am right now. I an oretty drink rn. Kinds feels like i an s lol. Everuthing i think is fun. Plz help me

Wow i am preety drunk

by SuperiorIndian69420 November 22, 2022

I’m drunk

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.

I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself

by WorseThanHitler March 17, 2021

drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.

Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."

by ace71730 June 26, 2010

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks

Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"

by Drunk tard December 12, 2024

Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011

Drunk

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"

5 years old kid: "Mom Am drunk..."

Mom: "You did not have to drink 10 cups of energy drink Billy"

by TheUltimatePeanut December 18, 2017