finger dad 

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

finger dad by Crymed June 11, 2017

monkey dad 

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

monkey dad by Niyuo August 15, 2017

tropical dad 

A dad who drinks beer and is lazy and who doesn't attend to their children while their doing stuff. You normally see them wearing hawiian shirts or anything with birds or flowers.

Wow Timmy that's a very tropical dad over there

tropical dad by Sjkakakskabs s September 29, 2017

the dad bag 

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

the dad bag by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

#1 dad by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017

mississippi dad 

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

mississippi dad by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018

ur dad gay 

This is the second most hurtful insult in the history of the planet coming first is ur mom gay

I hate you jannet

Ur dad gay lol
Why would u say this to me?

ur dad gay by Will the silly boi March 11, 2018