Dad

Someone who drinks milk for 7 years then comes back for a quick minute then leaves again then comes back and leave AGAIN and so on.

My dad abandoned me. Hey how was that milk anyway?

by the_coolest_bean February 4, 2020

No dad

Used to describe a person who is cringey.
Orgin-Some person on the internet thought people who are cringe prob don't have dads because their dad went to get milk as an excuse of leaving their child, and then it became a cult-I mean a popular internet thing.
This term usually used as a joke and not seriously. DO NOT call anyone irl fatherless because that might be offensive to some people. DO call Bellathewolf fatherless. Everyone's fine with that one :D

Bellathewolf has no dad.

by Shaomiaome September 16, 2024

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

Dad

a person that black people don't have

White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.

by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad it

The act of getting lost on a walk, hike, car ride, etc and refusing to use GPS, most commonly used by dads with too much pride.

DAD WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR AN HOUR! Don't dad it and use your GPS.

by Magnus554 June 18, 2017

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020