dad

ah yes, something that i never had ❤️

hey where's dad? oh honey he left to go get some milk!

by potstickerbabyeater August 9, 2020

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

dad

gone

ur dad

by adztjbvc sx May 17, 2022

jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

Dad

A living plant

Hey do you see that dad over , it’s gorgeous

by Gwart May 16, 2018

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

no dad

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020