Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year”

by 4urmother July 15, 2021

christian

cheater? pathological liar? both?

“like let me cheat in private damn” ~christian day 2021

by bahaha42321 July 20, 2021

Christian.

Aka, (chistian.) The sweetest boy in the world.
Also known as, Zach’s pretty boy.

“Look at Christian. that’s Zachary’s baby right there.”

by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021

Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.

girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.

by anonymous July 26, 2021

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

by ccans July 26, 2021

Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.

She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.

by Zpford01 August 3, 2021