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Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019
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Anti-Chocolate Chipist

Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?
by Seranion June 1, 2019
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White chocolate starfish

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.
by BBaggins August 23, 2019
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chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.
by PieKnee March 11, 2017
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Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.
Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates
by nidget December 2, 2019
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chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.
by Arkaitz December 5, 2012
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Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.
Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"
by j0113y July 31, 2011
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