Eat chocolate day

Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋

“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”

by I will help woman May 7, 2021

Chocolate starfish invader

A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)

He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know

by Chocolate licked October 13, 2022

hot chocolate wine

A fun and sexy code name for period poops

Seb: “Hey babe, what’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
Dani: “Aw man I’m brewin’ a mad batch of hot chocolate wine in here, best keep your distance boys.”
Seb: “Yikes”

by Clumpy swirl December 5, 2021

Chocolate Easter Bunny

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.

Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

by Vamosi Crew April 13, 2011

Anti-Chocolate Chipist

A person who hates Chocolate Chips.

Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?

by Seranion June 1, 2019

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011