Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

Bake a cake by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

Baking a Cake 

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

Baking a Cake by Matty1337 October 26, 2006

Cake Bake 

phrase meaning a surprise or ass whooping someone has coming!

a Set up

ex.1-Yea she stole my ring but I got a "cake bake" for that hoe

ex.2- when he get home I got a "cake bake" for that azz

ex.3- them Goons gone cake bake that nigga

Cake Bake by Ms. Oak Cliff January 14, 2008

Zebra cake 

Sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period.

Cindy got a zebra cake--she slept with her ex-boyfriend this morning and hooked up with that guy from the bar last night.

Zebra cake by antdizzle389 August 29, 2009

Paddy Cake 

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

Paddy Cake by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

11 inch cake batter maker 

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

11 inch cake batter maker by Vince! May 17, 2008

Cake Pop 

The act of inserting a single testicle into someone's anus. A popular trend in the mid 2010s, the act was given this name due to the appearance and sound of removing a testicle from an anus. Additionally, "cake" is often a term used to refer to one's buttock.

Note: a "double cake pop" (aka" cake pops") is inserting 2 or greater testicles into an anus.

Mike: Yo Jerry what you do last night?
Jerry: I cake popped this chick.
Mike: Damn your balls must be smelly.

Cake Pop by 5GuyS June 30, 2016