Cum Lover

If you feel a man break away from you after sex, even after he’s been telling you beautiful things, then you’ve been with a “Cum Lover.”

He’s your lover when he’s about to cum, but when he’s not charged up sexually, he doesn’t have those same feelings.

Pay attention to what a man says over the course of a day when you’re not having sex. Men's real feelings come out after the sex.

He seemed so into me and affectionate but I haven't heard from him since we had sex last week...
...Girl, he's just a Cum Lover and hollers at you when he wants sex.

by porcelain_dame May 6, 2018

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Cum teeth

When your teeth are caked with cum ,
Usually caused from multiple blow jobs at a time

Fapmonsoon has cum teeth

by moodirun May 18, 2016

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Cum-along

When you pleasure yourself to the sounds of your roommates or neighbors having sex.

The people next door were having such loud sex last night I just had to cum-along for the ride.

by BIG SKY BP June 15, 2016

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Schrodinger's Cum

When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.

My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo

by Type4Me June 19, 2016

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watermelon cum

1.its the nastey tasting juice from a watermelon sour
2.when a guy cums in to a watermelon

1.that watermelon cum was nasty
2.dude I watermelon cumed last night

by Kat angel eyes July 18, 2016

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Cum-Dumpster

A Cum-Dumpster is a man who cums more than a normal. For example he would actually fill anyone up, even if he wore a condom. It would not be a good idea for someone to give a man like this a blow job because they would have to get their stomach pumped.

My sister almost died after sucking off her Cum-Dumpster boyfriend.

by Suck a very large dick January 22, 2018

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