Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare

I woke up with a devil burn on my arm

by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020

AHH IM BURNING!

what is said when someone is on fire and is burning. normally these people are on fire or are using a hyperbole because they feel very hot.

mostly said by idiots wearing a jacket in the summertime

Josh: Why are you wearing a hoodie? It's 93 degrees out here!
Josh's Mom: AHH IM BURNING!

by hearttcringe October 27, 2023

fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.

The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.

by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017

Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

burning

when someone is joking or lying

man you burning like that?

by jokersssss October 25, 2015