A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger
by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018

Alcohol and energy drinks mixed together which is thought to cause the same effects as cocaine (e.g. vodka and a can on monster mixed)
“Hey dude what drink do you want me to buy you?”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”
by Justalilprick February 7, 2019

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!
Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!
by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.
by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

To stack humans on top of each other to make a burger then a additional person gets a blowjob from everyone of the layers of the burger.
by Burgerloverstacked May 4, 2022

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.
by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024
