Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
by master_nater February 21, 2015
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat March 27, 2018
Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
by I love women May 25, 2022
My lax bro Kevis such an undercover brother, he stops by gay bars every night to hook up with dudes behind his girlfriend s back.
by lil leroy October 24, 2022