Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

Anal Embroidery by pixel135 May 27, 2013

anal asthma

an excuse for farting

i swear i didn't fart its just my anal asthma acting up again.
can you please pass me my anal inhaler?

anal asthma by fuckherrightinthepussy69 August 11, 2014

anal smashing 

means to have your ass smashes hard, to have extremely rough aggressive anal sex, usually only tramp stamp type girls are okay with a total anal smashing doggy style because they know there pussy already no good no more.

I met a girl with a tramp stamp at the bar last night and she told me to give her a good hard anal smashing.

anal smashing by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

anal butter 

when you shit in someones ass. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the ass while sucking one of the dicks. Kind of like an anal love triangle.

I me and madigan just made some anal butter.

anal butter by Mr Legend November 1, 2006

Anal Jowster 

A sharp poop. Usually hurts.

If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters.

Anal Jowster by Johnny Vixen June 12, 2005

Anal Seepage 

Is my best friend.

Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"

Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"

Anal Seepage by itsjacksond00d December 31, 2009

anal soup

an anal soup is when a man is analay screwing a women and she trys to have a dump at the same time whilst having diorhha.When the contents of the womans anaus come out it resembles a brown soup.

Dave: hey i found a bowl of soup in the fridge last night.
Jim: ye that was my girl friends anal soup
dave proceedes to throw up

anal soup by joskin 101 April 29, 2009