Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

Sunday's Clown

Sunday's clown is a reference towards sin confession booths; and the people that are in them.

My wife goes and sees Sunday's clown on a sunny afternoon.

by AstronX April 27, 2022

Clown

Someone who posts pictures of sonic, praying to god thanking him for not beeing muslim or gypsy

Have you seen what Jimmy posted yesterday?
Jimmy is a Clown

by Sunriseblackstar98 February 1, 2022

Clown Emoji 🤡

When you say or do things that are embarrassing and others give side eye

"Hey guys how did I do atvthe party yesterday?"

"You did good..!"

"Ugh why did she ask...so embarrassing..clown emoji 🤡"

by Elian07junhui May 6, 2024

clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 11, 2014

clowns

literally french army on June 2, 2019 during the Speak Yourself Tour of BTS after uk stole their project "young forever" at the Wembley stadium

fr army : wow look, it was our project !

fr army : we are big fat clowns !

by clown42 June 3, 2019

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018