corner box

syn: corner office.
def: a place which peon employees aspire to obtain, but once obtained they realize it the same job, but you sold your sole to the man. (Yeah, I'm bitter).

New executive recently promoted, asked by a co-worker:

"Hey man, how do you like your new corner box?"
"Its awesome, I've got the view, the secretary, the respect..."

two years later:

"Hey man, how's your corner box?"
"Another 20 years staring at the bumper in front of me and they'll stick me in another box."

by Is this thing on? May 11, 2007

slash box

Term used to describe a lift that has been urinated in.

'man, this smells like a slash box'

by bobbyp_55 March 5, 2008

safety box

The deliberate facial uglification of a woman so they appear unattractive to others.

He mutilated his girlfriend, now she's his safety box.

by freddyfab January 28, 2008

finals box

When, during the course of final exams, a female allows her pubic hair to become relatively unkempt.

"I need to get laid so bad, but homegirl's got that gnarly finals box. I don't care if were in finals, she needs to trim that shit!"

by RodeoBreast July 22, 2008

stacking boxes

Stacking boxes is the female alternative to crossing swords; when two girls who are friends have smashed the same dude.

This is generally looked down upon for preserving a friendship. Girlfriends should never stack boxes.

"You should smash that fine dude!" - L

"No way! You did, I don't want to be stacking boxes with you" -A

by The Wetdiaper Bandit December 18, 2008

To get a box

When someone does something noteworthy they get a shaded box in the newspaper

Many people have done great things and have "got a box", to get a box

by krackalackajackatack007bond March 20, 2013

god box

Pipe organ, especially in a church.

E. Power Biggs was one of the greatest god box players of all time.

by pentozali May 5, 2013