Fuck a furry day

On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!

by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 17, 2022

Fuck Pig

A person who has no sense of their own doing

Chris is such a fuck pig

by Nicholmaximus May 4, 2021

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

by Jacstar March 11, 2019

butt fuck town

when someone or something in located in a place thats uncommon

I live in _____
Thats a butt fuck town

by immrcrackpipe May 18, 2024

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025