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Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.
We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.
We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Dylan: "How's stuff with you and Cassidy?”
Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"
Dylan: "it's alright man"
Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"
Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"
Dylan: "it's alright man"
Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"
Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
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