The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

Grow your tree

Get a big FAT boner.

You have a small pp go grow your tree

by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Aidin/will tree try

Selfish, bitchless, loyal at the same time and plays Valorant all day

AC: Who is Aidin/will tree try?
P007AN: Selfish, bitchless, loyal

by TheRealP007AN June 11, 2022

Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022

Biggerest tree

air thing with wood and leaf but big

Guy from France: that's tree
Guy from not France:biggerest tree

by toast toasty July 24, 2021

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023