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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
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gap trap

Basically a sleeper that can gap the shit out of anything. Looks like a certified shitbox and completely bone stock.
Drake: Yo bro your car looks like a pile of crap! I bet my souped up ride can send yours to gapplebees.

Josh: Bro, I'd take that back if I were you. This ride is a gap trap and you'd probably catch a heart attack if I pop the hood.

Drake: You Monster!
by Notic_nonce-65.69 August 1, 2022
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Waiau Throat Trap

Freeze your log of poop and place each end in the mouth of 2 people while they are asleep then tape their heads together forcing them to wake up deepthroating your log.
"good damn I taped bigK and littleG's heads into a Waiau Throat Trap last night, they depthroated the shit out of my Log".
by Degcrerson March 29, 2019
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Traps

A picture or video sent from one person to another depicting your partially (never completely) nude body. It can be a less risky alternative to sending nudes, or just a clever way to spice up your spam page.💆🏾 ♂️No Cap
“I didn’t want to send a full nude so I sent a trap sksksks period sis

“Girl jus send me traps it’s not that big of a deal🥵”
by atlanta goon June 11, 2019
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Trapped

Selling drugs to then spend all the profit on better drugs and food delivering services.
I wanted to get the 2020 Dodge Hellcat but, I haven’t made a dollar since I’ve been trapped.
by Swimmon October 20, 2020
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A Trap Charmer

is a musician who appears to make people move by playing hip-hop trap beat.
Joe is one hell of a trap charmer. His beats always have people moving like a snake
by Rosy's Son May 18, 2020
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french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.
Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."
by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015
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