Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge is one of the co-lead singers and founders of pop-punk band blink-182 and is the frontman for space rock band Angels And Airwaves. Tom Delonge is also known for founding the popular religion, Delongian.

Hey, Tom Delonge is so bad at singing.

by Lorenzo Vilagirirosa November 18, 2022

Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl

You did a dirty tom at the party

by Kitro666 August 24, 2023

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom Holland

The definition of a perfect human... uh yes I think so !!!

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015