every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.

Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020

you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

dont touch my facue

This was a phrase said by J-hope when they we're going on L.A and they needed to speak English when it was Jimin's turn he said "ssshh" with his index finger on his mouth when he said that some of Jimin's saliva went on Hobi's face and he said "DoNt ToUcH mY fAcUe" cuz of course Jimin's smol finger was dirty bc of his saliva, also its face not facue but back then they werent really fluent much in english so it sounded like "facue"...

H: How are u?
Y: Ssshh im sleeping...
*tries to hug H*
H: No No No
H: Dont touch my facue
Y: whatevah..

by anonymous October 5, 2020

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Flame toucher

Shilo

Shilo is such a flame toucher

by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020

feelingest thoughts

The thoughts in your mind that contain the most feeling, the ones that usually come to you at night, after they had enough time to settle in your mind during the day

I had to share that with you, because those were the feelingest thoughts i had the whole day

by tarkamadafaka December 28, 2020