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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
mugGet the Douchebag Marchmug.

Mexican Marching syrup

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup
by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023
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March 25th

Kiss,fuck,love drake for ever❤️
March 25th is the day you love drake forever
by Kammmmmmm March 24, 2022
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No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*
by Novideosbecausewhynot66@gmail. February 5, 2020
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16th of march

the 16th marks the birthday of the littlest of the little people.
i heard lili was born on the 16th of march
Wow! She must be so little!
by Crazy_CFR April 27, 2024
mugGet the 16th of marchmug.

March 24

Dude: yo send me a pic of that gyatt
Girl: ofc it’s march 24
by Gyatt63 April 24, 2024
mugGet the March 24mug.

march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.
guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born
by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023
mugGet the march 17mug.

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