Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

train

something used to crush people

trains

by i like trains deal with it November 30, 2020

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.

Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Gay train

It is a train, but instead of a woman they all either eat or fuck the ass of the chosen man. The man that gets fucked gets to choose a person that they eat out.

Hey joe, you wanna be the taker for our gay train? YES PLEASE.

by Haruto52 December 29, 2020

Trains gender

To fuck someone with a train while singing let it go and talking to your mum

Me and jack love doing trains gender

by Sus_ king September 3, 2021

VaPe-TrAiN

When thous partner vapes, places ones mouth onto the others anal orifice, then exhales.
When they excrete gas it will release the vape from the anal cavity, therefore creating the VaPe-TrAiN.

"Babe, let me jump on the VaPe-TrAiN?"

by thotomous prime May 9, 2018

training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019