Cool eel

The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.

Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.

by 02manycooks December 3, 2019

cool

when u generally don’t care about the conversation so u reply with “cool.” it could also mean that you just completely hate the person and aren’t listening to anything they’re saying so you would therefore say “cool”.

person 1: “yeah, my grandma just died last night cause she got hit by an ice cream truck”
person 2: “cool”

by monkey juice December 6, 2019

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019

A cool minute

Whenever your girlfriend Hannah prevents you from doing things with the bros

Yo I’ll be on Xbox later. It’ll be a cool minute

by My_guy December 14, 2019

cool remix

when everything seems to be going wrong so you say ‘cool remix’ to make it right; when you realize you have to respond to a conversation you weren’t listening to and only want to promote optimism; said when witnessing an individual perform a task in an unorthodox yet respectable manner; when someone says something real stupid but you don’t want them to feel bad::: must be proceeded by ‘yo’, can’t be followed with ‘bro’

Person 1: *Turns on oven with toes*
Person 2: ‘cool remix’

by JAAKA December 21, 2019

Cool Guy Jones

Typical speaking, a cool guy jones is one who really isn’t good at much but plays it up to be a star! Whether he’s the best man around , the best driver or athlete! This is a cool guy jones - he lacks common sense and lives in the moment ! Generally the fuck up in the group

Oh wow look at this cool guy jones he’s scared of adults and growing up

by DirtyPopper288 January 10, 2020

Cool Tropics

"Freeze, Squeeze & savor the flavor!" Thats what they say until you squeeze and start making sucking noises.

me: "I love cool tropics. Too bad people keep calling me gay because of it."

by IEXSITSANDCANTFINDAUSERNAME January 10, 2020