Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie May 01, 2012

cut 45

Slang for a dramatic exit.

After starting a bar room brawl, our heroes decided to cut 45.

by Noodles7715 January 31, 2016

Cut Buttered Hoe

An insult meaning someone who is worse than a prostitute.

Ana: This one girl I know is a such a cut buttered hoe. Its kinda sad.

by skittlesneverlie November 12, 2011

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 01, 2024

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 01, 2024

Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist

Are we cutting the donut or what?

by An1on2ym3ou5 October 07, 2018

Bear cut

A really greasy/bad, Buzz cut.

'He has a bear cut!'

by Mr grizzle March 05, 2024