Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010

ass-ton

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.

"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)

by for no reason June 20, 2014

Ass Comics

A lower back tattoo, a tramp stamp, etc.

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.

by ML415 December 14, 2010

Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

Diction-Ass

noun. One who defines a word on a website (or anywhere else *Especially this one) with nothing but their ignorant I'm-better-than-you opinion. Mostly uses stereotypical references and (as said) an ignorant I'm-better-than-you attitude.
verb. To be a Diction-Ass.

Jeff: "I posted a definition on (insert dictionary website here) about how stupid emo kids are."

Intelligent Person: "That officially makes you a Diction-Ass."

by Alex Gilbert April 12, 2008

Lame ass

Dumbass

Kid : Are hoes look like porn sluts?
Teenager : No, Hoes are like lame ass bitches.

by ilikeaesthetics September 26, 2018

Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009