Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.
•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023
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Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.
1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.
by ReDPeePee May 01, 2019
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Shower Squid

The mass of hair, conditioner, and other fluids that accumulate in a shower drain as a result of having long hair.
Man: “Gross, look at what I pulled out of the drain. How do I have any hair left?”
Woman: “It’s called a shower squid, embrace it!”
by Nervous Caterpillar October 16, 2018
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gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
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Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool
“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom
by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024
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baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo
That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie
by babyshower69 May 29, 2022
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Baby Shower

When the mother makes a significant day to recognize the birth of a baby; so gracious and beautiful. Her girl friends gossip about hunks, eat some yummy food, and play a variety of games. All while the father is out surfing gaming or getting twisted with his bros.
"Her baby shower was so amazing"
by Mr Sophic December 26, 2017
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