When two people like each other but refuse to admit it. Commonly saying they hate each other even when their, basically already friends. They joke around, hang out, insulting each other the whole time.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
Person 1:God can you stop jumping around your like the fucking energizer bunny!! It's annoying as hell.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
by Synergy24 October 19, 2009
Get the insult sexmug. by Dungheap May 28, 2006
Get the sex headmug. A spiritually uplifting sexual act celebrating Cosmic Unity, generally believed to be in higher-dimensional resonance with the Big Bang (a.k.a. the Primordial Sploog). Thanks to this Divine Resonance, an act of quantum sex (according to some very odd folks) may serve as a re-enactment of the original Divine Union or, as some might say “the God in me slapping bellies with the Goddess in you” – which, coincidentally, is thought by some analysts to be the linguistic origins of the breathy rhythmic phrase “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”
Some philosophers believe that since the Milky Way Galaxy is, in fact, composed of the Whoopie Sauce created in the Big Bang, and since all human beings are inhabitants thereof, it follows that human beings are, indeed, micro-manifestations of the Grand Whoopie itself, thereby lending scientific credence to the claim that quantum sex can provide important insights into the qualitative nature of the cosmological Big Bang. Other philosophers (and a majority of scientists) respond by carefully suggesting that the aforementioned philosophers "should shut their fruckin' pieholes.”
Some philosophers believe that since the Milky Way Galaxy is, in fact, composed of the Whoopie Sauce created in the Big Bang, and since all human beings are inhabitants thereof, it follows that human beings are, indeed, micro-manifestations of the Grand Whoopie itself, thereby lending scientific credence to the claim that quantum sex can provide important insights into the qualitative nature of the cosmological Big Bang. Other philosophers (and a majority of scientists) respond by carefully suggesting that the aforementioned philosophers "should shut their fruckin' pieholes.”
The phrase “quantum sex” appears to have originated in a ponderously unfathomable internet article called, oddly enough, “Quantum Sex” written by the ever-popular philosopher/sexual freedom advocate, Gaylen Moore, who is widely known for his claim that physics experiments are best performed under the influence of fully engorged naughty parts.
by Sir Woof-a-lot January 15, 2011
Get the Quantum Sexmug. 1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.
This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!
by Brodi The Destroyer of Worlds July 10, 2010
Get the Sex with ninjasmug. Ellie's parents had gone on holiday so she invited her boyfriend Jackson over.
"come round at 7 x" she messaged him.
At 7 Ellie's door rang and she rushed to answer it, there he was staring at her making her pussy all wet because of how good he looked. She dragged him inside rushing up the stairs into her bedroom. As soon as her bedroom door was shut she pinned him against the door and they started snogging. Jackson flipped them around and started nudging them towards the bed. They were lying down when Ellie sat up and started straddling Jackson whilst still making out with him. Her hips were slowly grinding on his until she felt his cock get hard through their pants. She made her way down, pulled his pants off and started giving him the sloppiest head ever, he was moaning her name quietly. As he cummed in her mouth she swallowed it and began making out with him again. Whilst they were snogging, he started feeling Ellie's pussy through her pants until it got so wet. He pulled them off and started rubbing her clit, he then shoved his fingers in her hole moving them around until her legs were shaking violently and her eyes were rolling back. As she orgasmed, she grabbed his dick and penetrated herself with it, as this happened a loud moan came out both their mouths. He started quickly thrusting inside of her, hearing the sound of skin on skin until he cummed inside of her. They both lay on their backs out of breath getting ready for round 2.
That was their sex story.
"come round at 7 x" she messaged him.
At 7 Ellie's door rang and she rushed to answer it, there he was staring at her making her pussy all wet because of how good he looked. She dragged him inside rushing up the stairs into her bedroom. As soon as her bedroom door was shut she pinned him against the door and they started snogging. Jackson flipped them around and started nudging them towards the bed. They were lying down when Ellie sat up and started straddling Jackson whilst still making out with him. Her hips were slowly grinding on his until she felt his cock get hard through their pants. She made her way down, pulled his pants off and started giving him the sloppiest head ever, he was moaning her name quietly. As he cummed in her mouth she swallowed it and began making out with him again. Whilst they were snogging, he started feeling Ellie's pussy through her pants until it got so wet. He pulled them off and started rubbing her clit, he then shoved his fingers in her hole moving them around until her legs were shaking violently and her eyes were rolling back. As she orgasmed, she grabbed his dick and penetrated herself with it, as this happened a loud moan came out both their mouths. He started quickly thrusting inside of her, hearing the sound of skin on skin until he cummed inside of her. They both lay on their backs out of breath getting ready for round 2.
That was their sex story.
by hornyassmfx101 November 26, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug. by Cupcakesss September 16, 2011
Get the Robot sexmug. Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.
James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
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Get the Premarital Sexmug.