Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

Wholesome retardation

When someone is retarded but in a wholesome way, making it cute to someone.

To be retarded and cute at the same time

Bro my crush does stupid things sometimes like use a pen in a math test and when the teacher calls her out for using a pen in math class she says sorry very quietly and I find her wholesomely retarded ngl.
Wholesome retardation: To be retarded or lacking in an activity while being cute or wholesome while doing it.

by Electroencephalography March 17, 2021

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021

retard

somebody who when playing rounders gets the ball hit to them and then throws the ball away to get to the end, Alma! you fucking prick

alma is a retard

i know

like what the fuck, fuck you alma

what did i do?

fuck off retard, nobody like you

by fuckyoualma! August 21, 2020

nice demo fucking retard

A popular term used by a certain type of rocket leaguer to express his utter hatred for getting demoed

nice demo fucking retard

by Retope December 13, 2022

Retard

The true definition is delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. It has grown a negative connotation when used for mentally challenged folks. It is better defined by someone who is fully capable of developing morally, logically, or emotionally but does not. Mentally challenged are likely doing the best they can and there for the opposite given circumstances

Sarah Palin is retarded by her hate and desire to be right that she never actually checked Obama's birth certificate. The fighters who took the Jake Paul fight are retarded by the contracts financial stipulations. The Karen who called the kid at the playground the Nword went full racist retard because of her entitlement and immoral belief of superiority. Karens are too retarded to be allowed to raise children, they'll just make more retards. Which retard should I vote for president? Retarded by intolerance, retarded by Aipac and lobbyists, or retarded by complete inexperience.

by Rusty shackleford the 8th July 9, 2025