Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.
"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."
"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."
by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024
Get the real churchmug. Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
by Thisi December 20, 2023
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Get the The real kirishimamug. An antiquated descriptor employed for individuals who remain detached from the intricacies of internet culture, lexicon, subcultures, and etiquette. These individuals are immersed with Real Life, prioritizing avenues of socialization beyond the confines of the digital realm. dubbed as "Normies."
In the years where the internet has achieved widespread mainstream recognition, these digital nomenclatures have faded into obscurity. Ironically, the Zeitgeist has undergone such a shift, that the insult it once was is more to see as a compliment. Hence, "Go touch some grass" has emerged as a widely embraced as a insult by the people of the internet.
In the years where the internet has achieved widespread mainstream recognition, these digital nomenclatures have faded into obscurity. Ironically, the Zeitgeist has undergone such a shift, that the insult it once was is more to see as a compliment. Hence, "Go touch some grass" has emerged as a widely embraced as a insult by the people of the internet.
Ever thoud about you stop posting 24/7 about your Gundams on this website?
"How about you go offline instead real life fag, lol"
"How about you go offline instead real life fag, lol"
by Carl Metaltaku December 26, 2023
Get the Real Life Fagmug.