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Marijuana Psychosis

You know (as a matter of absolute certainty) that a man would NEVER get that ruling. EVER. He could get arrested to jay walking and, in court, the defense could USE THAT EXACT DEFENSE... And THE MAN (Taylor) would be punished... HARDER. They would sentence him to 15 years for jay walking. They'd laugh at him for suggesting that he had "Marijuana Pshycosis." But MAYBE I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. So, just in case... Let's ask the expert on what would happen if women were men: TAYLOR SWIFT!
Hym "Hey, Taylor... So... What would happen to the Marijuana Psychosis girl if she was a man? Because she got ZERO prison time and some community service... So, if A MAN... Smoked some weed... And then stabbed he girlfriend 108 times... I mean, men have it easier and are rewarded for less, right? They probably would have given the guy a million dollars, right? A million dollars and a new girlfriend to stab! That's what would have happened if SHE was a man... And her dick would be bigger than mine... Am I close? Is that in the ballpark of what you think you happen? See, I always defer to the experts so I'll let Taylor Swift explain this one. What do you think, Taylor? Why aren't women culpable for their actions in the same way that men are? It's almost like their level of agency is considered to be diminished in such a way that when they commit horrific crimes they can't or shouldn't be held accountable in the same way that a man would... Weird... I wonder why that is... But whatever. I guess you can just get high and got rape a bunch of women and call it Marijuana Pshycosis now. I'll make sure I smoke wome weed before I murder any children and then it'll just be the 'Marijuana Psychosis' taking over."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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Toegepast psycholoog

Een persoon die sterft van binnen.
Hey kijk daar loopt een toegepast psycholoog
by ZifKif November 21, 2023
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Malignant psycho

An insult to use to a person when you’re projecting your own behaviors onto them.
Betty: “you’re kind of entitled

Mark: “I’m incredibly offended! you’re a malignant psycho!”
by 5643yeahright February 22, 2024
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Female psychopathy

I saw an article recently that included a study on female psychopathy that claimed it was much more pervasive than than we previously believed.
Hym "There's more female psychopathy than you think and if you broaden the term to 'seeking short term gratification' then it's likely that there's EVEN MORE psychopathy among women then the study accounts for! Because I doubt the study accounts for 'The personal definition of "the core of psychopathy" from a guy who just doesn't want people to seek short term gratification.' So... WRONG AGAIN JORDAN! God you're wrong a lot! And I'm right... SO VERY OFTEN. It's absurd. A fake debate between a charlatan and an imposter. Fascinating to watch. Especially knowing the full context of the situation. That's what makes my thing so interesting. Knowing the full context."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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hell.psycho.the.clown

A very Awesome TikTok User that is a Haunt

Actor (Possibly) and does TikTok after Dark.
I wanna Meet hell.psycho.the.clown at a Haunt
by The Message Of TikTok July 3, 2024
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flamboyantly psychotic

The act of one’s self being over dramatic and colourful during an altered state, in a specific time frame, that is not regular to the individuals conscience state.
While running around the party in nothing but fish net stockings and a pink wig Mark was being flamboyantly psychotic.
by Dr. P. Enylus July 6, 2024
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