by cam56k August 25, 2025

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty
"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
"What's in that shit anyway?"
"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"
by JLJackalope June 24, 2020

Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

90% of Canal Fulton’s market. Oh and we have a salad bar for no reason at all. I forgot to mention that it takes 690 business days to deliver.
by The quiet kid in class August 17, 2021

Much more discrete code-word for Cocaine, maintaining a low-profile when texting, etc.
1 slice = quarter gram
1 slice = quarter gram
Person 1 - "Hey bro can I get some pizza?"
Person 2 -"I've got 6 slices left."
Person 1 - "I'll take 4"
Person 2 -"I've got 6 slices left."
Person 1 - "I'll take 4"
by LostAdvertiser November 13, 2017

He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
