straight blast you

a phrase used to describe you punching someone in the face

If you do that again i will straight blast you

by Lauren3 July 18, 2006

Straight Man Complex

Someone who thinks there incredibly clever and straight to the point with come backs but is actually really annoying when they do it

John Smith had a straight man complex and was always pissing people off

by Mrs Beakons December 14, 2020

straight edge sex

straight edge sex is non existant.

straight edge kids are abstinent.....therefore, straight edge sex doesn't happen.

by jazzwima June 17, 2006

Straight Pride Month

Essentially the antithesis to Pride Month, and the embodiment of "If they can have it, why can't I!?" Straight Pride month is a month all about celebrating heterosexuality, and how BRAVE they are for being heterosexual in a world of LGBTQ+. Incidentally, it's also stupid bullshit and probably made by the same kind of people who consider "cracker" to be a slur on the same level as the N-word.

Its Straight Pride Month everyone!!
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Super Straight

The attraction of a male born with XY Chromosomes to a Female born with XX Chromosomes and vise versa.

Commonly referred to as a “Fake Sexuality” by Heterophobic Individuals.

JERRY: Wait, do you have XX chromosomes?
MARIA: Yes. I was born with them. We’re you always a Guy?

JERRY: Yep, Since birth!
MARIA: Why did you ask?
JERRY: I’m Super Straight... I only date females who accepted their Gender from birth.
MARIA: Awww ME TOO.

by Wow, you mad bro... or suh... March 6, 2021

Super straight

the people who have this in their bio, have the biggest most massive -

Miranda: hey Tyrese are you super straight

Tyrese: yeah
Miranda: Oh I just know it’s massive

by CaptainCapNot March 9, 2021

straight up dog

When you have a bone (from either waking up in the morning, or other reasons), and you move it straight up in your pants so no one notices.

Straight up dog has saved my life, and many other's lives many times.

I walked right by my mom in the morning to go eat breakfast with a wicked rod, but she didn't even know because I was goin straight up dog!

by brad950 January 16, 2004