yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

spaggati monster

its a monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN

by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016