Jake Gyllenhaal

Someone who is known for being prone to stealing scarves.

– Look! Last Wednesday I stole this scarf from my ex
– You are Jake Gyllenhaal

by Jake Gyllenhaal hater December 3, 2021

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

Dirty jaedon

When you get your rectum destroyed while operating a long liner saying "Holy fuck Big B I need more".

Jaedon: "Damn Big B you're looking fine in your rubber gear"
Big B: "You're fucking right bud, bend that ass over I'll get the squid jigger"
Jaedon: "Let's get this going, start jigging Big B"
Big B: "I'm bout to give you a dirty Jaedon bitch!"

by Dirty McLovin June 24, 2021

Keep it Jacked

To be cool until your next meeting with a person. Usually after jacking up a car.

"Keep it jacked, bro"

by CTJ December 24, 2006

Jake paul

Someone that everyone one hates on you tube but shouldn't because if you met him in person you probably would be his friend if he didn't have you tube or still be his friend and STOP HATING also he isn't just famous from his brother lots of people wouldn't just subscribe for his brother logan Paul some people like his content SO BACK OFF HATERS

Haters " I hate him so much "

We're haters until they meet him " jake Paul

is so nice wish I was his friend and could hang out with him he has a big heart "

by Guhihi zdv km November 26, 2017

jake paul

One of the world's most know person. He has gained over 10 millions fans within year. He has a fanbase called the jake paulers. He also has a well known brother called Logan Paul who has also gained 10 million fans within a year. Both known as the Paul brothers. Jake Paul has a team called team ten and a "wife" Called Erika Costell. He owns 4 cars and a 7.3 million dollar house/mansion. He has a dog called Apollo named after a god. His parents are divorced but they are both well known. His mom is called Pam and his dad is called Greg. Jake started to grow in 2017 he also has start to write songs. He left Disney show bizaardvark in 2017 to move on with bigger things. He is a daily vlogger. He is 20 years old and his birthday is January 17th 1997. He has a phrase called "it's everyday bro".Social media says he is yet to become a billionaire. He has his own brand called fanboy.co/jakepaul. He had a lot of drama online with Ricegum. He has the fastest grown YouTube channel in the world and he has an amazing vlogs each day.

You: jake Paul uploaded a new vlog I have to watch it
Friend: can I watch too
You: of course wonder what today's vlog is going to be like
Friend: well we know for sure it's going to be awesome
You: hell yeah

by GoldenDisc247 December 16, 2017

Jake Stephenson

Someone who is idiotic, immature, rude, gay, stupid, potheadish, sexy (i guess), isnt good at sex WORTH SHIT, lame, & a waste of air.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

whoa! that kid is JUST LIKE Jake Stephenson!

by niggahbitch. October 24, 2009