Jack Bauer

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter

Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!

by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

by Macgman August 30, 2006

Jack Bevan

It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.

OMG if you run any slower you will look like Jack bevan

by Fastest man alive May 26, 2010

Jack

A giant tool and not a cool guy.

Guy One: "Man did you see that Jack earlier?"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah, he's a POWERtool."

by anon23987456310 December 13, 2013

Jack

Jack is a disrespectful person, who you can't trust. He will turn on you. He is gay as anything. He gets jealous easily and he is a pure cunt. He doesn't deserve to live. He cannot be a friend without him teasing, bullying you.

Oh your a dickhead your name must be Jack

by The_True_Man__ August 27, 2017

Jack

A jack-ass

Hey Jack is a jack-ass!

by Crazy lamp July 27, 2017

jack sparrow

Jack sparrow is the most hottest guy ever. At first i thought Orlando Bloom is hot, but when i saw Johnny Depps he is the most hottest thing alive. I love his tan, i love Jacks personality, he is soo fine, he is better then anyhot ass guy i've seen. Jack sparrows accent is the best, i just ove everything about him, he is soo damn sexy and hot, he is making me having orgasms just looking at him. He is sooo the best.

Johnny Depp

by Mercedez December 21, 2003