An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. April 17th is 'Real Dope World' Day, the day when family and friends come together one of the greatest Hip Hop artistes of all time. They usually exchange gifts that day to commemorate the loving and caring nature of Real Dope World.
by daveedope November 1, 2019
Get the 'Real Dope World' Daymug. "The roots of the quadratic equation are both real numbers, meaning there are no imaginary solutions."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
Get the Realmug. when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real
imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine
by notreal2007 November 3, 2023
Get the not realmug. A real nigga is someone who stands on the utmost solid principles. Real niggas are a rare breed and lead by example. You can't speak on real niggas in a negative manner cause they keep it 100 at all times. You might know someone who does real nigga shit, but they also known for some fuck shit too so they ain't all the way a real nigga. Real niggas are loyal to they peoples, break bread, and stick to the code. If you questioning if you a real nigga, you probably not. And if you is one, you don't need to say it.
Damn twelve wrapped my boy Sosa for some shit the other homie did and he didn't say shit. They couldn't prove it and now they both free. Damn. Sosa a real nigga.
Examples of Real Niggas: Gucci Mane, Mac Dre, Chief keef, 50 Cent, King Von, Barack Obama
Examples of Real Niggas: Gucci Mane, Mac Dre, Chief keef, 50 Cent, King Von, Barack Obama
by Young Chachi November 22, 2020
Get the Real Niggamug. When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
Get the Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situationmug. by Ima Potato June 1, 2024
Get the the real stuff is in the shedmug.