Mando Moment

When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.

Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?

Person: What!?

Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!

by FLiP4990 July 29, 2011

Edwin Moment

When someone says something incredibly stupid

Bro did you hear Edwin thought Coles made Coleslaw?
That's such an Edwin moment

by Edwin moment November 17, 2022

Lifeguard moment

That moment when you notice people who should not have had kids but did anyways, and say "Hey! You! Out of the gene pool!"

"Oh my god, did you see that woman changing a diaper right in the middle of the Wal-mart?"
"Total lifeguard moment, right?"

by Faxus December 4, 2013

Doomer Moment

The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.

"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."

by ollie.j April 7, 2022

Solar moment

when a anglo person, goes completly haywire and believe that the world cup will come home

Solar: it's comming home!
anyone else: no it is not, England suck!
anyone else: such a solar moment

by miralinn June 17, 2022

karina moment

It's like a blonde moment, only worse

Oh god is she having a Karina moment

by Xxcccxbsbx. September 7, 2016

Succman Moment

a succman moment is when someone says some dumb shit in a serious conversation because TheY did not read the chat.

PERSON 1: "THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IS TOMORROW I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY LOVED ONES"
PERSON 2: "Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6!"
PERSON 3: "THIS IS A SUCCMAN MOMENT!!!"

by BIG SCARY MOSTOR MONSTER July 7, 2021