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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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muffin gut

When a really fat chick's gut hangs over her waistband and below her shirt.
Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top

Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
by theqaking2 October 11, 2013
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the muffin gang

A community 2 fans of the most famous Minecraft trio on youtube: "The Trio" have made, and are trying to grow it.
It's consisted of an informational website, a discord server and a Minecraft server
Keep in mind, all types of communism are supported here, so no bueno if you are capitalist spy.
Since January 31st - February 1st (depending on timezones) 2020, "The Trio", the main focus of this community, has split apart and has lost the member known as "Skeppy", and now consists of "BadBoyHalo" and "a6d".
A: Hey did you join the muffin gang discord?
B: Yeah, it's great, you should too, expect pingspoofers
A: Do they serve thin crust?
B: I'm not sure, ask them.
by BurnedPinguin February 3, 2020
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Muffin Top

The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.
*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."
by pplatonic February 14, 2022
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Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.
Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.
by CallieMuffin May 23, 2018
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Muffin

Muffin has arrived
by Da muffin July 22, 2020
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Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish
The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.
by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020
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